Emily.

This is a blog about Emily. Because she requested I write one so she can come back in a year or so and read this and get all nostalgic on everyone's ass.

Say, remember that one time you pretended to be my friend? Boy, did you fool everyone. I hope one of these days, you gain a little more maturity and become a decent human being.

So here's to you, lovely. Pour a glass and let the nostalgia rumble through your veins.